Dear Morning Mowers,

Last time that I checked the calendar, it's mid to late November. Not really prime grass growing season here folks. Yet, the mowing service for the subdivision was out at the buttcrack of dawn making slow laps around the open area behind our house. So glad to see that our $200 a year HOA fees go towards useful services like early winter grass mowing. Added to that, our next door neighbors were out weed whacking their entire backyard this morning, too. Please note neighbor-ino, using a lawn mower is much more expedient than using a weed whacker on your entire yard. Our lawns aren't that big, 2-3 swipes with a lawn mower and you would have been done and no longer using loud lawn equipment 5 feet from our bedroom wall.

Much hate,
The Vacation Sleeper - Lk