Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Words of Wisdom Wednesday

or, "How I Plan to Take Over the World".

Simple plan using a simple tool, really.

Nice weighted piece of thick black leather

What's it for you're asking? (No, Zoe and/or Phollower, it's not for that purpose.) Behold!

It's a book weight (That's Genetics for Dummies if you're curious.)

Now I can knit a simple sock and read at the same time as it holds the pages down hands-free. I've been slacking a bit on reading as I've been all-consumed with knitting socks. Now, I don't have to choose between knitting and reading. So my words of wisdom for this week, if you're a knitter who reads, invest $10 in one of these bad boys, well worth it.

Surely, this makes me a candidate for world domination, no?


Zoe said...

OK, well that may not be its intended purpose, but I bet it would work out alright.

Phollower said...

Yeah, right. That's not its intended purpose. And that big bong I have really IS an incense burner like the directions said.