Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Words of Wisdom Wednesday

No matter how deeply engrossed you think your significant other is involved in a video game, he/she will pick up on the words "hit the garage with my car yesterday morning" out of your conversation. Several strenuous minutes will ensue.

Speaking completely hypothetically, of course.

2 comments:

Zoe said...

Of course!

Phollower said...

He/she will also notice the following words/statements:

Breakfast
Oral sex
Pizza
Threesome
Pie (that one might just be me)
Lottery
Quickie
Your mother will be here in 45 minutes.